Tonight I went out with my sister (22) - who is one of my best friends
-- She motivates me and I admire her for her strength and for being the person that she is
Some how that relates to the events that transpired this evening . .
Tonight was not an unordinary evening nor was it an extrodinary one.
It was, however; a memorable one.
I haven't seen my sister in over 2 months. But still we havent been near (geographically) in close to 4 or 5 years.
So, she is home for a short period before she goes over-seas (she is an Ensign in the Navy)
In High School i often tagged along with her and her friends, so I have become a welcome member of their group and often join them on their "reunions" whenever my sister, Stephanie came back to town. This way Steph can hang out with me and her friends during our limited time together.
This brings us to tonight.
We went over to her friend Jen's house too celebrate Jen's birthday. We prepartied before goin to some fancy club.
21 and over Club that is.
That wouldn't be so bad but they scan ID's so my "ID" had 0 ZERO chance of gettin my ass in that door.
What my crazy ass sister and I worked up is that I would use HER MILITARY ID.
Her military ID.
OK.
lets see she is 5'5" im almost 6ft - I'm 180lbs she is not even CLOSE. Oh yeah . . .
SHE IS A GIRL - and her name STEPHANIE is clearly printed on the ID. Her sex however is not. (loop hole)
Yeah so if you never try things will never go your way.
so i went for it - I stepped up to the lady carding and handed her the ID
She looks at it - smirks
flips it over and looks at the back - looks at me and says " You're Stephanie??!"
I say "what" -- She repeats "You're Stephanie?"
"Yeah" I reply.
Hmm she says ---- ok sign your name here.
"OH CRAP!!!" i think -- yeah, i tried to sign my sisters signiture - i havent written cursive since the second grade , I am screwed. By this time i was nervous, it was cold, and i was signing at chest level. Needless to say i totally F*(&*^ up her signature. It looked like homer simpson signing a bar tab. The lady then proceded to kick my ass to the curb. DOH!

PLAN B : Sneak in
There was a back door i scouted before we went in - i noticed it wasnt closed. -- but i accidently closed it after peaking in. No prob we would just have my sis' friends open it for us. So that's what we did. It was so smooth. They opened the door and we slithered in like snakes. We started celebrating our smooth operation. But, our celebration was short lived.
Next thing i know i see a flashlight flicked at my face from my right and it was that bitch that booted me to curb earlier. Double DOH!! When i noticed it was her i just walked straight toward the front door as she tailed my ass. IF i had stopped she probibly would have stuck that thing somewhere unpleasant, that's how close she was. When i got out side she tells me "If i ever see you in here again ill arrest you for trespassing."

In retrospect, i could have had it a lot worse. There were cops all over. I could have been fined or had some kind of hassel from the cops. Not to mention getting my sis in some major trouble. But i tried, and nothing bad happened. I had a cool time with my sis and we spent the rest of the night talking and catching up. I really respect my sis. She is one of the smartest people i know and the most deep conversationalist ever.
Steph this one is for you. Best of luck over seas. I love Ya.